upcoming xbox two features:
- games must be purchased with human skin
- connects only to 24/7 lacrosse television channel
- does not accept discs, only vynil records
- requires hourly connection to crouton.net to function
- will scream newton’s first law continuously when not in use, no volume control available
- runs exclusively off nuclear energy
- all instruction manuals written in Croatian
- made entirely out of live spiders
(via inlieuofeffu)
hotels can’t be boring to me
they’re just fun
even if i’m sitting in the room watching tv or riding the elevator or sleeping it’s just fun for some reason like they’re average every day things but in a hotel everything is way more amusing and interesting and just simply being in a hotel is fun to me and i don’t understand
This is me
(via pizza)
IM LAUGHING SO MUCH HARDER THAN I SHOULD BE
(via neefacee)
| me: *pulls up to the drive thru* |
| cashier: hi welcome to mcdonalds what can i get for u |
| me: can i get a hell yeah |
