winking-skeever: Is anyone else weirdly self-conscious about wiper blade speed? Like, I’m always afraid that I’ll have them set too fast for the amount of rain happening, and people will look at me and judge me like “lol omg bitch be tryin 2 hard”
Things Jon Snow Knows
mumblebrows: 1. Nothing 2. Oral 3. Windmills
dumbledore: slytherin wins the house cup.
slytherin: WOO! VICTORY!
dumbledore: haha wait I forgot, 100 points to harry potter for breathing.
catswithbenefits: the only point of a middle name is to let you know when you’re in deep shit
galeismineiamhis: jennasavocado: jon’s butt ✓ jaime’s butt ✓ brienne’s butt ✓ ygritte’s butt ✓ random hot guy’s butt ✓ #the night is dark and full of butts
nerdache-cakes: All of you are wrong. The J in GIF is silent. Like in José. Hif.
nickgibberish: tokomon: if only i could be as happy as her </3 I’ll have what she’s having
lordeddardstark: a song of ice and no one told me i’d want to set myself on fire
cosmo sex tip #669
allaboardthekevintran: when you grab his shaft, yell “pull the lever kronk”
*me getting into a really hot shower*
Me: Fire cannot kill a dragon