Hi. I am Jason, 19 and a murse (in training). I currently live in a secluded and forgotten about city known as Perth, but it’s cool here. Enjoy, amigos.Tumblr (3.0; @evelynssister)http://evelynssister.tumblr.com/<img src="http://24.media.tumblr.com/1de499b01215059da743f1a4e7e68085/tumblr_mo768aKeSd1qap1quo1_500.png"/><br/> <br/><img src="http://24.media.tumblr.com/c2c59a8895b91f6d60f902e8d6a013bd/tumblr_mo768aKeSd1qap1quo3_500.png"/><br/> <br/><img src="http://24.media.tumblr.com/82271c0678c24322890a9189a5396352/tumblr_mo768aKeSd1qap1quo4_500.png"/><br/> <br/><img src="http://24.media.tumblr.com/17d5e2b73385b0cef574682fa4374a29/tumblr_mo768aKeSd1qap1quo5_500.png"/><br/> <br/><img src="http://24.media.tumblr.com/66a6acf79c90559b75cea165d875ccd9/tumblr_mo768aKeSd1qap1quo6_500.png"/><br/> <br/><img src="http://24.media.tumblr.com/4737496cceff4c3b9ca5be9a65ea4bab/tumblr_mo768aKeSd1qap1quo8_500.png"/><br/> <br/><img src="http://24.media.tumblr.com/29042981b716d7d82e3c5d355273d6b7/tumblr_mo768aKeSd1qap1quo7_500.png"/><br/> <br/><img src="http://25.media.tumblr.com/2865101b15a05901d654c4534877eeb1/tumblr_mo768aKeSd1qap1quo2_500.png"/><br/> <br/>http://evelynssister.tumblr.com/post/53350015694http://evelynssister.tumblr.com/post/53350015694Wed, 19 Jun 2013 06:17:08 -0400<p><a class="tumblr_blog" href="http://darrynek.tumblr.com/post/39284339125/kanye-west-is-pregnant">darrynek</a>:</p> <blockquote> <p>KANYE WEST IS PREGNANT </p> </blockquote>http://evelynssister.tumblr.com/post/53191329751http://evelynssister.tumblr.com/post/53191329751Mon, 17 Jun 2013 08:37:33 -0400<p><a class="tumblr_blog" href="http://themayoofcantown.tumblr.com/post/53167763463/upcoming-xbox-two-features-games-must-be">themayoofcantown</a>:</p> <blockquote> <p>upcoming xbox two features:</p> <ul><li>games must be purchased with human skin</li> <li>connects only to 24/7 lacrosse television channel</li> <li>does not accept discs, only vynil records</li> <li>requires hourly connection to crouton.net to function</li> <li>will scream newton’s first law continuously when not in use, no volume control available</li> <li>runs exclusively off nuclear energy</li> <li>all instruction manuals written in Croatian</li> <li> made entirely out of live spiders</li> </ul></blockquote>http://evelynssister.tumblr.com/post/53176973501http://evelynssister.tumblr.com/post/53176973501Mon, 17 Jun 2013 01:58:58 -0400<p><a class="tumblr_blog" href="http://jaclcfrost.tumblr.com/post/52609885567/hotels-cant-be-boring-to-me-theyre-just-fun">jaclcfrost</a>:</p> <blockquote> <p>hotels can’t be boring to me</p> <p>they’re just <em>fun</em></p> <p>even if i’m sitting in the room watching tv or riding the elevator or sleeping it’s just fun for some reason like they’re average every day things but in a hotel everything is way more amusing and interesting and just simply <em>being</em> in a hotel is <em>fun</em> to me and i <em>don’t understand</em></p> </blockquote> <p>This is me</p>http://evelynssister.tumblr.com/post/52863060842http://evelynssister.tumblr.com/post/52863060842Thu, 13 Jun 2013 08:10:53 -0400<img src="http://25.media.tumblr.com/a8e46709f99d2b3a6bd87c67a3ee3115/tumblr_mm1em2pPOH1rbw50xo5_250.gif"/><br/> <br/><img src="http://24.media.tumblr.com/bec7d7d00677167cf2ccd3e9aa6c8d13/tumblr_mm1em2pPOH1rbw50xo3_250.gif"/><br/> <br/><img src="http://25.media.tumblr.com/567593d368e5297e4d40fff22c220240/tumblr_mm1em2pPOH1rbw50xo6_250.gif"/><br/> <br/><img src="http://24.media.tumblr.com/73ef0d24e0ff4961bc927449ac4f4c95/tumblr_mm1em2pPOH1rbw50xo4_250.gif"/><br/> <br/><img src="http://24.media.tumblr.com/9ab428612a012dc6e22c507d2d08dfdb/tumblr_mm1em2pPOH1rbw50xo1_250.gif"/><br/> <br/><img src="http://24.media.tumblr.com/60644a6083eadd07c4ebbd6f7a8545cb/tumblr_mm1em2pPOH1rbw50xo2_250.gif"/><br/> <br/>http://evelynssister.tumblr.com/post/52862941315http://evelynssister.tumblr.com/post/52862941315Thu, 13 Jun 2013 08:07:52 -0400<img src="http://24.media.tumblr.com/3f66e23a993c2eab6f7226aa40108697/tumblr_mkp3orWz4y1qez8x6o1_500.jpg"/><br/><br/>http://evelynssister.tumblr.com/post/52851522583http://evelynssister.tumblr.com/post/52851522583Thu, 13 Jun 2013 02:18:15 -0400<img src="http://24.media.tumblr.com/3de94bbd71f007e2bd86120e1d173393/tumblr_mnt2rq2bMg1r2o7h1o6_500.jpg"/><br/> <br/><img src="http://24.media.tumblr.com/a09da38eec592d4c4203fbda8b9bb392/tumblr_mnt2rq2bMg1r2o7h1o7_500.jpg"/><br/> <br/><img src="http://25.media.tumblr.com/787ba631da61dea49804b4a2356546ed/tumblr_mnt2rq2bMg1r2o7h1o5_500.jpg"/><br/> <br/><img src="http://25.media.tumblr.com/09214df76ee14dc0becbdd3f71112f2d/tumblr_mnt2rq2bMg1r2o7h1o8_500.jpg"/><br/> <br/><img src="http://25.media.tumblr.com/e8e92bb20875c3c0b0b088275a1f3f43/tumblr_mnt2rq2bMg1r2o7h1o4_500.jpg"/><br/> <br/><img src="http://25.media.tumblr.com/446621a166a96160b9db77b914955714/tumblr_mnt2rq2bMg1r2o7h1o3_500.jpg"/><br/> <br/><img src="http://25.media.tumblr.com/95b2ffda69c8e49e94369f97934d9f7a/tumblr_mnt2rq2bMg1r2o7h1o2_500.jpg"/><br/> <br/><img src="http://24.media.tumblr.com/7a16aae78c5e5f8378f8d35d1bf2f181/tumblr_mnt2rq2bMg1r2o7h1o1_500.jpg"/><br/> <br/><p><a class="tumblr_blog" href="http://mishasubi.tumblr.com/post/52088461673/fucking-boobahs-no-no-no">mishasubi</a>:</p> <blockquote> <p>FUCKING BOOBAHS NO NO NO</p> </blockquote>http://evelynssister.tumblr.com/post/52705069449http://evelynssister.tumblr.com/post/52705069449Tue, 11 Jun 2013 09:05:45 -0400<img src="http://24.media.tumblr.com/db358cd00f41ee532da6e9ba3eaf3b85/tumblr_mo4o7mn7oG1rx74j9o1_500.png"/><br/><br/><p><a href="http://juantreehill.tumblr.com/post/52542597043/hangs-selfies-over-the-fireplace" class="tumblr_blog">juantreehill</a>:</p> <blockquote><p>*Hangs selfies over the fireplace*</p></blockquote>http://evelynssister.tumblr.com/post/52546263286http://evelynssister.tumblr.com/post/52546263286Sun, 09 Jun 2013 10:41:05 -0400<img src="http://24.media.tumblr.com/0e02e456149728dac92c60ec3d36980e/tumblr_mnx5v9oG8r1qfkfsho1_500.jpg"/><br/><br/>http://evelynssister.tumblr.com/post/52545675529http://evelynssister.tumblr.com/post/52545675529Sun, 09 Jun 2013 10:30:42 -0400<img src="http://25.media.tumblr.com/fc7af9ab354f959b20acc01d2de64cea/tumblr_mnedi1z8y61s99dq6o1_500.png"/><br/><br/><p><a href="http://funniest.1000notes.com/post/52518761859/holmelessblog-im-laughing-so-much-harder-than-i" class="tumblr_blog">the-absolute-funniest-posts</a>:</p> <blockquote><p><a class="tumblr_blog" href="http://holmelessblog.tumblr.com/post/52243963455/im-laughing-so-much-harder-than-i-should-be">holmelessblog</a>:</p> <p>IM LAUGHING SO MUCH HARDER THAN I SHOULD BE</p></blockquote>http://evelynssister.tumblr.com/post/52520259424http://evelynssister.tumblr.com/post/52520259424Sun, 09 Jun 2013 01:09:48 -0400<img src="http://24.media.tumblr.com/7642bfca280abeaeae8d74a6c8bb1aa2/tumblr_ml61cprV2b1qm4v3co1_500.jpg"/><br/><br/>http://evelynssister.tumblr.com/post/52515987707http://evelynssister.tumblr.com/post/52515987707Sun, 09 Jun 2013 00:06:26 -0400<img src="http://25.media.tumblr.com/922203482329763d877ccac89d61656d/tumblr_mnw3d7BEaW1rxssfpo1_500.jpg"/><br/> <br/><img src="http://25.media.tumblr.com/d810d1393fca0afac16373a4719e33a4/tumblr_mnw3d7BEaW1rxssfpo2_r1_500.jpg"/><br/> <br/><p><a class="tumblr_blog" href="http://favoritesticle.tumblr.com/post/52170731095/thatll-teach-him">favoritesticle</a>:</p> <blockquote> <p>that’ll teach him</p> </blockquote>http://evelynssister.tumblr.com/post/52373222484http://evelynssister.tumblr.com/post/52373222484Fri, 07 Jun 2013 07:30:12 -0400<img src="http://24.media.tumblr.com/3fbcb353df1841d5120f873aa6c49eed/tumblr_mlv85j4AHc1qlkhu2o1_500.gif"/><br/><br/>http://evelynssister.tumblr.com/post/52367470338http://evelynssister.tumblr.com/post/52367470338Fri, 07 Jun 2013 04:14:04 -0400me: *pulls up to the drive thru*<br /> cashier: hi welcome to mcdonalds what can i get for u<br /> me: can i get a hell yeahhttp://evelynssister.tumblr.com/post/52358578461http://evelynssister.tumblr.com/post/52358578461Fri, 07 Jun 2013 00:49:31 -0400<img src="http://25.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_megctwZwV21ql2603o1_400.jpg"/><br/><br/><p><a href="http://funniest.1000notes.com/post/52349968989/yes-relax-i-cook-for-u" class="tumblr_blog">the-absolute-funniest-posts</a>:</p> <blockquote><p>yes relax i cook for u </p></blockquote>http://evelynssister.tumblr.com/post/52352118692http://evelynssister.tumblr.com/post/52352118692Thu, 06 Jun 2013 23:11:01 -0400<img src="http://25.media.tumblr.com/a8bd6998ac6b4bc2eee4baa454476a48/tumblr_miayfbiUVd1qcxhn6o2_500.png"/><br/> <br/><img src="http://24.media.tumblr.com/8f35850a3f601ddc76f81e9333d9ec2a/tumblr_miayfbiUVd1qcxhn6o3_500.png"/><br/> <br/>http://evelynssister.tumblr.com/post/52348929237http://evelynssister.tumblr.com/post/52348929237Thu, 06 Jun 2013 22:27:57 -0400<img src="http://24.media.tumblr.com/14243c47b6066a56061dcccc7f618dd4/tumblr_mo0l88AKbi1qcof7ho1_500.png"/><br/><br/><p>Pls, I really hope we get this place for Melbourne in August!!</p>http://evelynssister.tumblr.com/post/52368143883http://evelynssister.tumblr.com/post/52368143883Thu, 06 Jun 2013 12:23:01 -0400<img src="http://25.media.tumblr.com/14243c47b6066a56061dcccc7f618dd4/tumblr_mnzc8bgzz51qcof7ho1_500.png"/><br/><br/><p>Pls, I really hope we get this place for Melbourne in August!!</p>http://evelynssister.tumblr.com/post/52306645934http://evelynssister.tumblr.com/post/52306645934Thu, 06 Jun 2013 12:23:01 -0400<img src="http://25.media.tumblr.com/8168aa2671c3e05740c514d8e4b3a3b3/tumblr_mnxqhvuVre1rshp6jo3_500.jpg"/><br/> <br/><img src="http://25.media.tumblr.com/a348a7d8e8b71f70eb02a8cf7bf663c8/tumblr_mnxqhvuVre1rshp6jo2_500.jpg"/><br/> <br/><img src="http://25.media.tumblr.com/8bb5934cb3593ab23c52f2dd0e5207b2/tumblr_mnxqhvuVre1rshp6jo1_500.jpg"/><br/> <br/><p><a class="tumblr_blog" href="http://consulting-wayward-timelord.tumblr.com/post/52255509931/its-sad-that-my-life-has-reached-a-point-where-i">consulting-wayward-timelord</a>:</p> <blockquote> <p>its sad that my life has reached a point where i know <em>exactly </em>what this means</p> </blockquote>http://evelynssister.tumblr.com/post/52302349929http://evelynssister.tumblr.com/post/52302349929Thu, 06 Jun 2013 10:53:11 -0400<img src="http://24.media.tumblr.com/590c5350a69decf1acdfdc36227c097d/tumblr_mnxcftWkMk1qzqphmo1_500.jpg"/><br/><br/><p><a class="tumblr_blog" href="http://sofapizza.me/post/52287122512/rachelfershleiser-bookseller-humor">sofapizza</a>:</p> <blockquote> <p><a class="tumblr_blog" href="http://rachelfershleiser.com/post/52221225839/bookseller-humor">rachelfershleiser</a>:</p> <blockquote> <p>Bookseller humor.</p> </blockquote> <p><img alt="image" src="http://media.tumblr.com/08741fb3e1a153af78f7686c9856a102/tumblr_inline_mnyne3m2gK1qz4rgp.png"/></p> </blockquote>http://evelynssister.tumblr.com/post/52302317598http://evelynssister.tumblr.com/post/52302317598Thu, 06 Jun 2013 10:52:27 -0400